Please don't follow me online
Do not follow me online...
if you're looking for someone who has her life together
if you're inspired by a perfectly curated Instagram feed, complete with filters and presets
if you want my take on everything going on in the world
if you think I know everything about social media
to get me to follow you right back
because you want to buy something from me
because you want me to buy something from you
Please follow me online...
if we know one another in real life
if my career path is interesting to you
if we have common interests
if you're craving actual conversation
if you need a little levity in your life
if you want to learn more about what social media is and what it isn't
... if I can help you in any way
Because THAT'S the whole point of social media.